Okay, for the Daily Pear:
EMERGENCY! Someone said the word MEH! HE ALSO FARTED A TOOT! CALL THE COPS! EVACUATE THE BUILDINGS, SOMEONE FARTED!!!!!!
Recently in Chile, a chilly pepper danced into a buildig and BARF AND FARTED AND POOPED......
Then an office guy farted, the police are now finding out why spahghettis taste so good.
Reporter: Janice Yuen
YOU ARE READING
Meh
RandomRight, so I wrote this thing when I was 11 so don't judge, this is literally so full of cringe I'm so sorry for what you're about to read Jan x
