Tell you one shocking news, I AM GOD, actually no, I'm not, but this is a story about BEING god.
God would possibly really busy.
Guy: Oh god! What did I do?
God: You didn't do anything.
Guy: Who are you? Crazy maniac.
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Mother: JESUS CHRIST! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???!!!
Son: crying
God: He spilled milk on you, duh.
Mother: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? DON'T INTERFERE ME WHEN I AM SCOLDING MY SON WHEN HE NEEDS A GOOD SCOLDING HUH?
God: Well YOU know what? I'm God. *ZAPP* (Mother disappeared) Hey kid, I'm gonna buy ice-cream for you.
Son: YAY! MUMMY GONE FOREVER!!!!
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NO offence to anyone if you think it is offensive
BINABASA MO ANG
Meh
RandomRight, so I wrote this thing when I was 11 so don't judge, this is literally so full of cringe I'm so sorry for what you're about to read Jan x
