Dirk accidentally got a bottle cap stuck in his ass one day.
To this day, the story of how it happened remains untold.
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Homestuck Sexcannons
RandomThe title says it all. Sexual Headcanons from the Webcomic, Homestuck.
Dirk
Dirk accidentally got a bottle cap stuck in his ass one day.
To this day, the story of how it happened remains untold.
