BeckyLynn613"I dare Slappy to drain Wally's brain so that he can act like a blithering idiot. But here's the catch, before Slappy can get him back to his normal state, Stine and the kids come in
Slappy:SURGERY TIME!!*laughs*
Wally:*tied up*
Slappy:*grins*
{2 hour later}
Wally:*looks at Slappy*
Slappy:*feeling a bit uncomfortable*
Wally:*pokes Slappy*
Slappy:...
Wally:Guess What?
Slappy: What?
Wally: My hand looks like a turkey *shows him his hand*
Slappy:... I made a mistake
Wally: Guess What?
Slappy: What?
Wally: I swallowed a rock
Slappy: Okay....😐
Wally: And I need your help getting it out
Slappy: I'M OUT!!
Wally: Your funny!*derp face*
Slappy:*about to leave,but sees stine*
Stine: Hey Slappy, hey Wally!
Wally:SLAPPY!!I SAW A DRAGON!!
Stine:....*looks at Slappy*
Slappy: He ate too much candy...
{1 hour later,Stine and Wally arguing about Mummies and Zombies}
Stine: They are not!!
Wally: Yes they are!!!
Stine: Your Guess is completely disconfirmed by all the data!!
Wally:Mummies and zombies are the exact same thing.
Stine: Oh, yeah? Mummies are wrapped in bandages.
Wally: That's called a fashion choice!!!Mummies look pretty!!!They all need bandages just in case they need to go the Bathroom!!
Stine: All right, you just made a mistake!!!Slappy, get him!!!!
Slappy: If a zombie bites you, you turn into a zombie. However, if a mummy bites you, all you turn into is some schmo with a mummy bite. So, like a zombie, that's been eaten from the waist down, you, sir, have no leg to stand on!!
Wally: you talk to much my head hurts!!!
Stine:*pats Slappy's head*Good boy. Here's a cookie.*gives Slappy a Chocolate chip cookie*
Slappy: yay!!
Wally:I want a cookie too!!!
Stine:He's been asking me stupid QUESTIONS... Slappy what did you do??
Slappy: Nothing....*looks at the fourth wall and whispers* How much do you guys want Wally's Brain??
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