Dare #29

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BeckyLynn613"I dare Slappy to drain Wally's brain so that he can act like a blithering idiot. But here's the catch, before Slappy can get him back to his normal state, Stine and the kids come in

Slappy:SURGERY TIME!!*laughs*

Wally:*tied up*

Slappy:*grins*

{2 hour later}

Wally:*looks at Slappy*

Slappy:*feeling a bit uncomfortable*

Wally:*pokes Slappy*

Slappy:...

Wally:Guess What?

Slappy: What?

Wally: My hand looks like a turkey *shows him his hand*

Slappy:... I made a mistake

Wally: Guess What?

Slappy: What?

Wally: I swallowed a rock

Slappy: Okay....😐

Wally: And I need your help getting it out

Slappy: I'M OUT!!

Wally: Your funny!*derp face*

Slappy:*about to leave,but sees stine*

Stine: Hey Slappy, hey Wally!

Wally:SLAPPY!!I SAW A DRAGON!!

Stine:....*looks at Slappy*

Slappy: He ate too much candy...

{1 hour later,Stine and Wally arguing about Mummies and Zombies}

Stine: They are not!!

Wally: Yes they are!!!

Stine: Your Guess is completely disconfirmed by all the data!!

Wally:Mummies and zombies are the exact same thing.

Stine: Oh, yeah? Mummies are wrapped in bandages.

Wally: That's called a fashion choice!!!Mummies look pretty!!!They all need bandages just in case they need to go the Bathroom!!

Stine: All right, you just made a mistake!!!Slappy, get him!!!!

Slappy: If a zombie bites you, you turn into a zombie. However, if a mummy bites you, all you turn into is some schmo with a mummy bite. So, like a zombie, that's been eaten from the waist down, you, sir, have no leg to stand on!!

Wally: you talk to much my head hurts!!!

Stine:*pats Slappy's head*Good boy. Here's a cookie.*gives Slappy a Chocolate chip cookie*

Slappy: yay!!

Wally:I want a cookie too!!!

Stine:He's been asking me stupid QUESTIONS... Slappy what did you do??

Slappy: Nothing....*looks at the fourth wall and whispers* How much do you guys want Wally's Brain??

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