•Puns & Comebacks•

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This is not a pun or a comeback. ITS A RAP BATTLE!!!! (Sry that I chose weird characters as the rappers, couldn't think of anything else :P ) BTW all lyrics are mine! If you get inspired give me credit!

Hermione VS Barbie

H: Your name is Barbie and you think ur fantastic
But ur brain and face is entirely plastic
And you see me here putting my friends first
Better step back or you'll be in a curse!

B: Sure I'm made of plastic
But I can roast quite hard
This chic has brought some boys to the yard
And at least I work out
You gotta check yourself out
Lose that fat
Faster than I can rap!

H: I'm a grade A girl, that's right
Watch out world!
I can beat you with my smarts
And ur plastic smells like farts
And why is everything that you have pink?
Oh right I forgot
That's becuz you stink!

B: Well I have more than a thousand dresses
And dang my rap is pretty impressive
I'm a little city girl
In a fricken Barbie world
So what's your excuse
I define really cute

H: Don't forget that u broke up with Ken
To scared to get back?
That's cuz your a chicken
To sum up just get out of my face
Or I'll put you in a box
Your original place!