Koolaid Attacks

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~~Percy Jackson updated his Trident~~

You know, I really, really reallllllllllllllllllly love you guys! You're all just awesome, like really I love you dudes, you--you make my world wonderful!

~~Comments~~

Nico Di Angelo: We love you to Harry Potter

Piper McLean: I MADE BUTTER BEAR! WHO WANTS SOME?!

Annabeth Chase: ACTUALLYTOMAKEBUTTERBEARYOUWOULDREQUIRELOTSANDLOTSOFSTICKSOFUNSALTEDBUTTER ANDIF YOU HAVE THOSEIWOULDBESOSUPPERIMPRESSEDBUTREALLYTHEFUNCTIONALITYOFBUTTERBEARISNOTNORMALI DON'TEVENKNOWWHATIT'SMADEOFDOYOU?!LIKEISITJUSTBUTTERORARETHEREOTHEREINGREDIANTS?!

LEO FREAKING VALDEZ: I WANT BUTTER BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nico Di Angelo: dudes.....it's butter beer, not bear!

Percy Jackson: HOW DID YOU BUTTER A BEAR PIPER?!

Jason Grace: Uh, you guys okay?

~~Percy Jackson Updated his Trident~~

HEY, can someone, can someone come and drive me home? I need to go home....

~~Comments~~

Annabeth Chase: butYOUAREHOMEWHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?!

Percy Jackson: I need to get, OH MY GOOGLYMOOGALLY THERE IS A BEAR WITH A PIZZA ON HIS HEAD WHAT THE DUCK?!

LEO FREAKING VALDEZ: FRANK GIVE ME BACK MY KITTY! SHE ISN'T A TOY!!!!!!!!

Frank Zhang: It's a pillow! It's a pet! IT'S A PILLOW PET!

Nico Di Angelo: CHIRON! YOU'RE FIREPLACE DOESN'T WORK!

Chiron: What?

Nico Di Angelo: I'VE BEEN SCREAMING DIAGON ALLEY FOR FIFTY ZILLION YEARS AND NOTHING HAS HAPPENED YET! IT'S BROKEN!

LEO FREAKING VALDEZ: GUYS I FOUND OPTIMOUS FREAKING PRIME!

~LEO FREAKING VALDEZ posted the photo - Me and Opti -~

Percy Jackson: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, you can do it little guys, just keep swimming! 

Frank Zhang: What a little lion...so soft....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S CHASING ME HELP!

Nico Di Angelo: NO LOKI HE'LL TURN INTO A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!! NO LOKI!!!!

Annabeth Chase: GUYSGUYSIFIGUREDOUTWHYWEAREONTHISSORTOFSUGARHIGH

DRUNKTHINGY!!!!!!SOMEONEREPLACEDALLTHEWATERWITHKOOLAID

ANDWEAREFREAKINGCRAZYRIGHTNOWWHATTHEDUCKOHMYGODSWEARESOSCREWED

LEO FREAKING VALDEZ: Holy shizz puppy, that's insane! LOOK A SQUIRL!

Percy Jackson: I  CAN'T GET IT! IT'S GETTING AWAY NOOOOOOOOOO

Jason Grace: What is Percy? What's going on?!

Rachel Dare: Oh, don't worry, I just took advantage of the situation, just a lil

Jason Grace: O_O WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Rachel Dare: Oh, I convenced him that he could bite his own nose and he has been trying for about the past twenty minutes

Annabeth Chase: OHHAILSPIRITSOFARGON!OFTHENOBELESTGASSES!

JOINUSINOURCIRCLEANDWITNESSOURRIGHTS

LENDUSYOURLACKOFENERGYANDINABILITYTOAFFECTCHEMICALREACTIONSATMOSTTIMES

hahahaahahahaahahahHANOONEWILLUNDERSTANTMYFUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jason Grace: Um, I think I should come out and help you guys....

Chiron: Yes, you can take your preator home, whether he is in Elephant form or not!

Jason Grace: Oh gods -_-

Hazel Levesque: Mes dieux », ne comprenez-vous la beauté autour de nous? Il est parfait!

Hazel Levesque: | (•□•) | (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) LOOK FIN AND JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jason Grace: Oh gods, not you too Hazel....

Hazel Levesque: ←~(o `▽´ )oΨ

Hazel Levesque: LOOK FRANK IS A BUTTER BEAR! ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎

Frank ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎ Zhang: ROOOOOOARRRRR

Piper McLean: I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A/n: So hey guys! I just wanted to say thank you for all the support you have given this book, and how wonderful you all are for reading it!
Now, could I ask for a little favor? Could you please go check out my new book, it's called 'Once Upon A Time, all gone wrong' I know the first chapter is kind of sad, however, it will get better! Pinky promise! I have the first two chapters up and I would love to hear what you guys think about it, thank you again!
~lilmonkey13

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