What is the best part of a blowjob...
10 minutes of silence
One of the best jokes of all time...
My life
Playing Mario Cart on rainbow road
🎵I walk a lonely road🎵 because everyone else fell off
That awkward moment when you finally get a girlfriend and you mom leaves a box of condoms in your room with a note on it saying "let's just not talk about this ok"
But then they're the wrong size
What did the vampire lesbian say to the other...
See you next month
Worst part of PJ day. A random boner
A guy texts his friend and asks "how do you say I like you in French" his friend said "fuq off ima slep" so he goes to he he likes he next day who is French and "says bonjour beautiful fuq off ima slep" and she never talked to him again
I'm not a rooster but wait till you see what this cock'll do to you
So two guys walk into a bar...
They both had a concussion for a week
Mexican man looks over stone wall...
"Senior Trump can I have my ball back"
What's the best part of getting a tie for father's day you can tie it into a rope with all the others and hang yourself
A rooster walks into a KFC when asked what he wants he replied "a chicken strips please and I want is raw"
🎵I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man to hated life and walked right out of your front door🎵
When someone says they like the color of your brown eyes you reply "so you like the color of shit"
Why should you never trust a white van? Because even the engine goes rapededededed
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bad but funny jokes
Randomthis is just a book of jokes I have either heard or found on the internet don't hate me for putting offensive jokes in because I'm not going to change it in fact I find alot of the jokes offensive towards me as well.
