During geography, while my teacher was giving us a long, boring lecture about economics and crap, my principle came over the PA system and said, and i quote, "Teachers, please excuse this interruption...". Then she proceeded to play Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars. She then said, "ooh, this is some funky beat. I think everyone should get up and dance their way down to the gym." Everyone in my class sprinted down, except my teacher, who was grumbling and cranky because "now this class is behind the other class" and what not...
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The Big Book of Stories and Stuff
RandomJust a random book of little stories about my weird life. Sometimes you'll get other things too. You'll just have to read on to find out... P.S. I'm not good at coming up with titles so when you're reading this, if you can think of a title for one...