Random Hamilton Trash*OneShots*

Jefferson........or Lafayette?

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It was a normal day when Jefferson and Hamilton went back and forth over some manner. Didn't matter what it was. Today they were at it again. Madison, Burr and Washington watched the two scream across the table about the subject of war. Hamilton was red in the face and with each word he spoke he slammed his hand down on the table.

"Goddamnit, Jefferson! You weren't even in the damned war! What on earth give you the idea of telling me anything about the Damn war!" Alexander screamed, completely annoyed with everything and anything that came out of Jefferson's mouth.

Jefferson had stopped talking at that point. He looked at the smaller man for a second, completely quite.  He then smirked and pulled a small hair tie out of his coat pocket. He tied back his hair into a pony tail and chuckled.

"Are you sure about that, Mon ami~? Bonjour Bitch! It is me, Lafayette!" He purred in a now French accent. Alexander stared at him. For once in his life he didn't know what to say.

So he said nothing.

Alexander, still in complete shock, left the room completely. He was going home. To his beloved study. To think about life for a while.

Washington shook his head, completely unimpressed. Madison just stared like Alexander did before him. And lastly, Burr gave a look of confusion and complete annoyance.

"That wasnt fu-" The President begin to speak. He was cut off by a peppy Frenchmen in blue rushing into the room.

"Bonjour! I have returned to America!" The actual Lafayette giggled and grinned as he hugged The President. Washington looked at his French friend and smiled, patting his arm. As he did so, The French born man looked at Jefferson.

"Oui! Thomas you look so beau! I told you tying your hair back would make you look good! What's even better you look like me!" Lafayette chuckled as Jefferson shook his head, taking down his hair.

"Yeah no. I only did that to mess with Hamilton." Jefferson replied.

"Oh.......Why don't you just ask him out instead of being a jerk"

"W-wha!"