Izaya × cringey reader

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by _Mr_Sandman_

by _Mr_Sandman_

Warning: I must notify you as a good admin that this is a joke, do not take any offense to this chapter. You have been warned

Be the nervous informant...

I was typing and working on my computer when I heard a knock at my office door.
"Namie can you get that?"
Namie walks to the door and as soon as she opens it this wannabe runs straight passed her.
"Omg!omg !omg ! Hi boyFriend Izaya!!"
Me and Namie syared at thks wannabe williamand then turned to eachother.

"Excuse me, i dont know you" I scoffed.
"What do you mean onee chan?"v
...who says onee chan when their this age already?
Im not even related to her...
"Dont call, me that"
"Ok , but I geuss youll have to punish me onee chan.."

"Oh my fuck" Namie says holding in her laughter. I have never cringed so hard in my life. ..

" wow Namie your just jelous of our love"

"Excuse me?"
Namie looked at her and almost died of holding in ner laughter.
"Your jelous that you way more pretty little sister has a boyfriend!"
Me and Namie gave her a poker face ...

Namie bursted into laughter and i still stated at her with a blanck face.
"Listen girly I dont know who you are bjt you need to lay off my d**k".
She stared at me and said" you are not going to talk to your fiance that way, thats right, I said fiance. Im feelin matrimonial right now motherfucker"