Fuck. I had a rant and then I lost it. *clears throat* Excuse me. *walks out of room* *opens door to balcony* * steps onto balcony facing crowded street* *shuts door* *throws arms out in Jesus cross formation* *yells JackSepticEye style* FUCK MY LIFE! MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS FUCKER! GO DIE IN FUCKING HELL! BURN BITCH! BURN FUCKER! BURN WORLD! *starts to pace will flailing arms* MOTHER FUCKER BITCH ASS DAMN SON OF A BITCH DAMN FUCK YOU WORLD! *almost falls over the railing* SHIT! FUCKING HELL! DAMMIT! FUCK THIS! *clears throat* *opens door to inside* steps inside* *shuts door* *walks to room* walks in room* Ok, I'm back. Sorry about that. That actually was a rant because SOOOO many times I have come to this book to rant about something and then forget what it was. tee hee. I will probably make many versions of this for different problems but all will be so similar in *cough cough* *air quotes* formating. So ye. DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING JUDGE ME BITCH/BASTARD! I WILL FIGHT YOU! I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU! BITCH CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOW DAH?! I'm so sorry. I'll see myself out. *murmurs while walking out* I'll never do that again.
*pops head in door and shouts the following*
COUNTERS :)
WORD COUNT: 163
CUSSING COUNT: 22
FUCK COUNT: 10
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Rant About Random Shit
RandomJust a rant book I have where I rant about everything and anything To add some shits and giggles to this rant book, at the end of every rant there will be 3 different kinds of "counters" 1) Word count 2) Cuss count 3) Fuck count (multiple friends ha...
