*Sam and y/n are in their room*
Sam: Let me tell you who a cinnamon roll is
*Draws huge diagram*
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: Canada, France, and Italy
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you: America, Russia, China, Japan
Looks like they could kill you, but is a cinnamon roll: Romano, Germany
Looks like they could kill you and will kill you: England
The Sinnamon roll: Prussia
Sam: Understood?
Y/n: Yes
*Boys walk in*
America: Uh, we'll just come back later