*Everyone's in the living room talking among themselves*
Sam: I always wondered where glasses came from...Like, was an egyptian Pharao walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like, YOOOOOO NEITHHOTHEP COME LOOK AT THIS!
Y/n: That would have bee awesome
Egypt: I can assure you this did not happen.
Sam: But why?
Egypt: Because it didn't
Sam: but why
Egypt: I am not having this conversation with you....again.
