daz black Oneshots

daz black X the smexy computer

Dazs pov

I sat down to record another YouTube video then I looked into my computers eyes and at first I felt a slight pain in my heart and how I am bot good enough for this sexy af computer!!!
"hey there daz" the computer spoke,
"WHAT THE FUCK....I MUST BE HIGH OR SOME SHIT MY COMPUTER JUST SPOKE!!!" I yelled,
"Oh daz you always just yell at me or play games on me and I never get any love~" the computer spoke again,
"That is so true computer..." I said,
I looked at the charge of my computer and it was at 100% so I picked it up and took it up to my bedroom and we ...
~sorry your freaky readers this is not a lemon it is a normal story okay? Good so what happens in the bed stays there~

I woke up to snoring and I realized I must of never slept with my computer  it was just a dream...I looked over to see my wife but I saw my computer snoring away!
"WHAT DA FUCK!?!?!" I yelled,
"Hey daz~" the computer said,
I love this computer so I thought that is it I am going to divorce my wife!!!
I got divorce papers and made yet sign then ,
~time skip to wedding day~

"We are here today to witness the wedding of daz and miss computer...I pronuce u married"the church man said,
The computer and daz kissed and made out.
THEY LIVED DATA WVER AFTER

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