daz black Oneshots

❤Daz black X reader❤

-your pov-

I got an invite for a TEA PARTY! it came through my door this morning, I picked it up and read it:

Dear Beyonce,
Plz come to meh tea party even though u no Beyonce u y/n but who cares. Come to meh tea party. 6:00pm tonight at meh house.

Sinclery,
               That creepy neighbour
              Daz black

WOW MY SENPAI INVITE ME 4 TEA PARTY!!! SRS I AM SO HAPPY! I MUST TELL ALL MEH FWENDS! I phoned my one and only fwend... Barney the dinosaur.
"Hey Barney what up?" I asked.
"RAWR RAWR RRAAAWWWR"He said.
"Cool, we I am going to my senpai daz tea party!!" I said down the shitty phone.
"Rawr? Rawr!!!" He replied.
Then he hung up. I decided to get changed into a ugly pink dress and a pair of bootiful converse. I looked at the time, 5:48pm, I have 12 mins. I will leave now and walk to his house which is next door. I walked out the door and around the fence to daz house. I chapped the door. He opened it, he looked so sexy. My nose stared bleeding wow. I fainted. I woke up in daz arms and he looked at me and smiles.
"U K?" He asked.
"Yas!" I replied.
He kissed me and I kissed back,then we got married and had hundreds of babies and dogs! The end!