Aries
intense fuckery- when you are tired/bored and sober, and fuck around too much and end up doing something you will regret
Taurus
3 o'clock flops- the sensation that happens after eating carbs for lunch
Gemini
refriend- to pass your old hoe to one of your friends
Cancer
burritoing- the act of wrapping yourself in multiple blanket, nearing, but not reaching the point of suffocation
Leo
fancy bitch- a classy, elegant, self-sufficient woman who carries herself with dignity and pride and takes no shit from any bitch, male or female
Virgo
desk staging- the practice of covering your desk with papers, completed works, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when you are just searching the net, watching YouTube and doing non-important things
Libra
f&f- flirting and forgetting, used after a break up, when you want to forget your ex by flirting with other people
Scorpio
romantic hate- when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them, you are the person's enemy, but you're always with them and can't look away
Sagittarius
kicking dicks- doing nothing; not doing anything useful
Capricorn
google proved- when you're trying to prove someone wrong and immediately refer to Google to debunk your theory
Aquarius
:3- its suppose to be a coy internet smiley face, resembling something like a cat, cuteness in nature. I personally think it looks like a ballsack mouth
Pisces
emotional whore- a person who shares the most intimate details of their life/heartbreak/feelings with strangers because it's cheaper than mental healthcare, and not subject to the same bias or advice that the person could receive from someone closer to the situation
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