The Signs as Dan and Phil Quotes

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Aries
"I'm holding you back from achieving things in your life by forcing you to sit here and watching this." -Dan Howell

Taurus
"I wish I was cool enough to say 'sup', but I- I'm not." -Phil Lester

Gemini
"If I had a house, I'd make all the windows glass." -Phil Lester

Cancer
"Let's get the hecky heck out of here." -Dan Howell

Leo
"Fight me, you ceramic bitch." -Dan Howell

Virgo
"Don't trust chinchillas with technology." -Phil Lester

Libra
"I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly." -Dan Howell

Scorpio
"I'm the living embodiment of 'it could be worse'." -Dan Howell

Sagittarius
"I am just a humble trash can trying to roll my way through life." -Dan Howell

Capricorn
"Google is obviously right all of the time and is our overlord." -Phil Lester

Aquarius
"Holy mother of rectangles." -Dan Howell

Pisces
"I feel like a flamingo." -Phil Lester

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