you have been added to a group chat with two other: connor murphy, jared kleinman
jared says fuckyou: what's up bitches
the tree expert™: jared your username isn't nice
jared says fuckyou evan: better?
jared renamed the chat: reinvention
the tree expert™: im?
jared says fuckyou: all that it takes
there was no milk to begin with: why am I in this?
jared says fuckyou: because we LOVE you connor and you're our FRIEND also change your username it's too long and ruining my aesthetic
there was no milk to begin with: hey jared?
jared says fuckyou: yes?
connor says fuckyou jared: better?
i feel attacked: well
the tree expert™: can we please stop with the usernames and try to get along. wait, what even was the real reason of this chat Jared?
jared says fuckyou: because we are FRIENDS normal FRIENDS and this is what FRIENDS do
milk stealer: he's trying to get us together
the tree expert™: ???? jared
jared says fuckyou: im hurt why would you accuse me of such a thing ;)
milk stealer: exhibit a: ;)
jared says fuckyou: you are gay stop denying it
milk stealer: or maybe he's trying to seduce you evan
jared says fuckyou: that. is. a. lie.
milk stealer: why deny it hmmm does jared have a little crush on evan hmmmm
jared says fuckyou: highfuckface shut it
the tree expert: ladies please no need to fight over me
jared says fuckyou: fuckin shut it lorax
the tree expert: the trees said that was rude
milk stealer: meaning evan is to polite to say the trees say fuck you, evan I don't think that offends him considering he wants to ;)
jared kleinman has left the conversation
