the tree expert™: ללא שם: מזל להיות גברת הלילה
ללא שם: מזל להיות גברת הלילה
ללא שם: מזל אם אתה כבר גברת מלכתחילה
ללא שם: מזל להיות גברת הלילה
feminist: evan what the fuck
milk stealer: what language even is that?
goddess of jeans: hebrew dumbass
jared says fuckyou: the actor that plays evan is jewish and was cast as sky masterson at jewish camp
heidi hansen has added herself to the conversation
feminist: hi miss hansen
make me a change.org petition i deserve better: evan im your mother there's no need to call me that?
goddess of jeans: miss hansen that's alana not evan
make me a change.org petition i deserve better: oh thank you connor
the tree expert™: mom, 1) that's not connor that's zoe 2) why are you here
make me change.org petition i deserve better: gosh you kids who do you have to have such confusing usernames
the tree expert™: mom your username actually has a URL in it
make me a change.org petition i deserve better: evan i bought you a fish
heidi hansen has left the conversation
the tree expert™: how am i suppose to take care of a FISH when i can't even keep myself from falling out of trees???
everyone because apparently everyone loves to remind evan of this: FROM LETTING GO OF TREES
evan hansen has left the conversation
milk stealer: sneeze the gay
jared kleinman has added evan hansen to the conversation
the tree expert™: bless you
feminist: BACK TO THE FISH
jared says fuckyou: since we know evans thinking this but won't say it, why the fuck would my mom buy me a fish? well evan you see she feels bad about leaving you all the time and she doesn't want you to spend your time on,,,,,, other,,,,, activities
the tree expert™: I DIDN'T BREAK MY ARM THAT WAY JARED
jared says fuckyou: falling out of a tree? really acorn hansen
feminist: once again back to the fish
heidi hansen has added herself to the conversation
look i bought my son a fish im a good mom: goldfish.jpeg
heidi hansen has left the conversation
the tree expert™: ITS SO CUTE I LOVE IT
jared says fuckyou: yea just make sure you put a towel over the bowl when connor comes over im sure the poor fish doesn't wanna see that
milk stealer: what is with your odd fascinating with us?
goddess of jeans: because he wants to be you, connor
jared says fuckyou: false statement from miss murphy, i am fascinating by your relationship because we all are in one big musical about evan and connor and i am the stock character that loves to play video games and joke about masturbation
feminist: back to the fish
milk stealer: evan can we go to petsmart on Tuesday after school and buy accessories for the fishy
goddess of jeans: who are you and where the fuck is connor
jared says fuckyou: at the bottom of a lake once again fuck you naturally occurring bodies of water
feminist: back to the fish
milk stealer: the fish deserves a good life with many accessories
the tree expert™: we should name him
goddess of jeans: how do you know it's a boy did you just assume your fishes gender wow you're sick hansen
the tree expert™: i didn't mean it like that sorry just mom didn't tell me the gender so i just supposed im sorry
jared says fuckyou: jeez this kid can't go two seconds without apologizing
milk stealer: on behalf of evan, fuck you
jared says fuckyou: oh really?
feminist: back to the fish
goddess of jeans: names....go
milk stealer: donald trump because he's orange
the tree expert™: let's assume the fish isn't an asshole
goddess of jeans: EVAN CURSED
jared says fuckyou: wait for it
the tree expert™: sorry
feminist: back to the fish
jared says fuckyou: lets name it calvin kleinman, get it get it huh huh huh, I like that that's my new nickname
goddess of jeans: what about Laura dryfish
milk stealer: mike fish
the tree expert™: ben splatt
calvin kleinman: will radland
feminist: no fuck u we're name it fishtolan lloyd
