ask the footballers

ask luis suárez

Luis: *cuddles into Lionel Messi*

Hola! I'm Luis, and I am a highly misunderstood adorable human bean.

Neymar Jr.: *snorts*

Fat biter.

Luis: *narrows eyes*

Skinny Brazilian slut.

Lionel Messi: *jumps in between*

C'mon girls, let's not fight over me. There's enough of me to pass around.

Luis: *kisses Lionel's cheek—SUÁRESSI FEELS*

Anyways, I received a question, "Don't you plan on getting yourself a nice set of teeth?"

*rolls eyes*

Unlike our dear friend Penaldo, some of us are quite happy with the teeth God gave them.

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