Dear diary,
Today my paper towel boyfriend broke up with me, so I drowned my sorrows in paper towels. Then, I exited my amazing tool shed and went to the lawn to eat some grass clippings. As I was eating my grass clippings, Jack Shepard came and took them all away. I cried myself to sleep that night. And the next night. And the night after that. I don't think I will ever be the same. Not after my paper towel boyfriend, Brad, left me for Bobbywawa Merp-Sushi III. Brad and I had planned to got to the cat convention this summer. But NO! He can go with Bobbywawa! Enjoy Bobbywawa! Enjoy him.
Signed,
Drapple
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Special thanks to boringathenakid for starring in this chapter!
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Paper Towels
HumorMy paper towel eating story. (Don't take this seriously. I don't actually eat paper towels)
