eddy: guys I need help
felix: with?
eddy: I'm babysitting like 4 kids and I don't know what to do they're all just crying
quincy: since when did you have kids?
jasper: your pull out game weak
eddy: no nigga they ain't my kids, they're my moms friends. I'm only doing this because I'm getting paid
quincy: I can help !
eddy: no you can't even take care of yourself quincy
jasper: everyone knows I'm a baby expert, I got this 👼🏾
lucas: that's because you are a baby, I have like baby skills so I got this! eddy what do you need?
eddy: I don't know how to change a diaper
lucas: oh shit you're on your own my nigga
jasper: I don't fuckin know man
quincy: i sadly know how to change a diaper
eddy: do you really?
quincy: yes nigga I have little cousins
felix: oh shit you guys
eddy: what
taco: felix are you in jail?
felix: no motherfucker I forgot to lock the juice bar
quincy: nigga so?
lucas: quincy you dumbfuck, we're gonna get robbed!!
jasper: lacey may be ugly with her eyebrows, but if the juice bar is fucked then we get sued
taco: y'all stupid all we need to do is find the keys
felix: I lost the keys !!
taco: tell my mom i love her
eddy: I can imagine Lacey with a sledgehammer just killing us with it
jasper: we're all gonna die nigga!!
quincy: it's not that bad guys, I mean I've gotten robbed before
juan: quincy, felix robbed you and all he did was take your tv, he didn't point a gun at your head
taco: let's just go to the juice bar and watch it until lacey comes
felix: what if it's already destroyed
jasper: or what if Lacey is already in there and is dead
quincy: I hated that place anyway
taco: you fucked the manager ^ what kinda bullshit are you talking nigga?
quincy: I fucked her for a reason taco
lucas: I don't know about you guys, but imma drive to the juice bar rn
jasper: wait let's all take an uber
felix: good idea, I don't wanna go alone anyway
eddy: Felix this was your fault so you're staying
felix: no!!
taco: everybody meet by my house and we'll take an uber
