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quincy: no one ever texts on the gc no mo :(

taco: cuz you always makin us do stupid shit

eddy: yall wanna know what my favorite sentence is?

felix: ''you wanna ram it in my cat'' ??

jasper: imma let rob fatassian live with me, oh poor rob

quincy: ay you and rob got somethin in common 😭 yall both lazy fatasses

jasper: bitch don't u have somewhere to be?

lucas: LMAOOOOOOO & I'M CHYNA  

quincy: oh yea i need someone to take me to the airport

lucas: what's that? i heard quincy leaving the country??

eddy: finna have a go away party

quincy: no i'm going to atl

jasper: aw the disappointment 

quincy: fuck yall, taco can you take me?

taco: lmaO nOOOO

eddy: why you hang out with those weird atl niggas

quincy: taco all u gotta do is drive me there, i'll act like i'm not even there

taco: good.... so i ain't taking you

quincy: taco you a fake friend 😤

taco: bitch i helped you get outta that juice bar situation

eddy: so quincy since you missed your flight what type of illegal shit are you gonna get us into today?

lucas: next we gonna steal shit from trump, just watch 😭😭

taco: see quincy?  lucas already got ideas smh

quincy: loool, not my idea

felix: so you can't trash the white house w us?

juan: "shutup you twinkie smuggler"

lucas: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL JUAN TF YOU COME FROM

jasper: juan i thought you were sleeping

eddy: i dropped my nuggets when the driver slammed on the breaks wtf do i do

jasper: GOD MADE DIRT -- DIRT DON'T HURT!  PICK THAT SHIT UP

felix:  pick it up before jasper comes to eat it?

juan: felix you fucking killing me !! 

quincy: five second rule nigga!

taco: nah the driver gotta die i'm sorry

lucas: show. the. fucking. receipts.

felix: cry. i mean that's all you can do..

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