alex gaskarth: in the night theres a light thats calling everyone out
me: *grabs string lights and runs around the backyard* im the light that calling all of you motherfuckers out!!! get your asses outside!!
neighbor: TYLER!!! its 2 in the morning!!! go to bed young lady!!!
me: sorry mrs. houston......... BUT IM THE LIGHT CALLING EVERYO....
neighbor: i will grab my broom and beat your ass
me: night mrs. houston
sooooooooooooo thats how my night went..... how was yours?
