Bruce Wayne

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One Shot, One Kill Part 1
X is called to be a bodyguard for Bruce Wayne during a Waynetech charity ball.

X: Barry can do it!

Fate: No.

X: Diana!

Fate: No.

X: Why not Dick!? He is in Gotham anyway!

Fate: (sigh) No. You are going to the charity, that is a order.

X: (velociraptor scream)

Fate: Making the mating calls of dinosaurs will not help, now go get dressed, I had a tuxedo brought by Roman.

X: Fine! But I'm getting wasted!

Fate: I wouldn't advise it.

You charged off to your room.

You were volunteered by Fate to be Bruce's bodyguard during a charity ball orchestrated by Waynetech.

Without your consent.

You had a hatred for crowds, you never felt like you could breathe in them, and you were adamant about not going.

But, as previously mentioned, you were ordered by Fate to go.

You angrily walked into your room, and hastily put the tuxedo on.

Still in a rage, you boarded the ship that would take you to your limo.

Timeskip, Gotham City Docks
You sat in the limo, downing a bottle of wine as you waited for Bruce.

X: For one of earth's smartest people, he has no sense of punctuality.

Your communicator activated.

Rox: Did Fate not tell you? You're not riding with Bruce, you're part of the security team that arrives before him.

X: So who am I riding with!?

You heard a knock on the limo window, which you rolled down.

And who you saw....

Harley: Miss me babe?

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Harley: Miss me babe?

X: Harley!? What are you doing here!?

Harley jumped into the limo, which began to drive off.

Harley: Well, long story short, me and Floyd got caught before we could leave the states. So while I was in jail, they told me that if I did this bodyguard job, I would get a reduced sentence.

X: I thought you said you were given a life sentence?

Harley: Yeah, but I get a coffee machine too.

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