Dallon: Who broke the coffee machine?
Everyone: ...
Dallon: I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Patrick: ...I did it, I broke-
Dallon: No, no you didn't. Tyler?
Tyler: Don't look at me, look at Frank!
Frank: What? I didn't break it.
Tyler: Huh, that's weird, how did you know it was broken?
Frank: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!
Tyler: Suspicious.
Frank: No it isn't!
Josh: If it matters, probably not, Brendon was the last one to use it...
Brendon: Liar! I don't even drink that crap anymore! I prefer alcohol!
Josh: Oh? Then what were you doing by the coffee counter earlier?
Brendon: I use the little wooden stirs to push back my cuticules! Everyone knows that, Josh!
Patrick: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it.
Dallon: No! Who broke it?
Frank: ...Y'know, Pete has been awfully quiet.
Pete: Really?!
Frank: Yeah, really!
Everyone: *Intense arguing*
Dallon, watching from the back: I broke it. It burnt my hand, so I punched it.
