hoes [bts|yoonkookseok|vmin|namjin|bxb]

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A/n: In this book, Hoseok, Yoongi, and Namjoon know each other and Taehyung and Jimin know each other. The ages are Yoongi & Jungkook: 19, Jimin & Taehyung 20, Hoseok: 21, Namjoon: 22, and Seokjin: 23. I hope you enjoy.
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suckmejin has started a chat with vietnamjoon, agustdick, jibootyofficial, jiminsboitoi, horsedick, and junglecock

suckmejin: hello

agustdick: no

vietnamjoon: hello

jibootyofficial: hi

junglecock: wtf is this

jiminsboitoi: hiya

horsedick: ok so who made a chat and added fucking satan himself here

vietnamjoon: lmao hoseok

suckmejin: that would be me

jiminsboitoi: you guys are interrupting my nap

jibootyofficial: excuse you

horsedick: he won't talk because he thinks he's IT just bc he has 20k+ followers

jibootyofficial: our nap you hoe

suckmejin: rude

vietnamjoon: i'm namjoon hello

suckmejin: i'm seokjin :)

jibootyofficial: i'm jimin

jiminsboitoi: i'm his boyfriend taehyung

agustdick: actually hoseok i don't talk on here because i have a social life outside of twitter ;) now go eat shit you ass

vietnamjoon: uh yeah hi

junglecock: oooooo shits getting real already

jiminsboitoi: i'm intrigued now

jibootyofficial: shut the fuck up tae

horsedick: yoongi, the elderly people you sell marijuana to don't class as your social life

jiminsboitoi: she's feisty today

junglecock: it's getting shady

vietnamjoon: anyway moving on

suckmejin: yes ok

vietnamjoon: yoongi is hoseoks crush but they're too awkward to ask each other out

junglecock: this is better than tv

jibootyofficial: aw tae remember when you had a crush on me

agustdick: listen junglejim92 no ones asking for ur stupid ass running commentary

jiminsboitoi: you mean when we fucked in the bathroom of the café you worked at because i kept giving you dirty pickup lines

horsedick: jUNGLEJIM92 YOONGS HVJBJ

jibootyofficial: ya