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junglecock: ok but what ever happened with yoongi and hoseok

horsedick: i had to chase yoongi all over London and i called the police

agustdick: m8 i literally went to the shop to get crisps 💀💀

junglecock: me though

horsedick: be dramatic suga 🙄 let me live a little

jibootyofficial: hi guys

agustdick: if you want drama you can just rob the local bank again

jiminsboitoi: what did we just walk into

junglecock: again??

horsedick: nah they'll start noticing if the pens are all missing

agustdick: lol tru

junglecock: i

vietnamjoon: why do you two always bring up the bank incident like y'all are bonnie n clyde

agustdick: dean oppar 😩✊🏻

jiminsboitoi: i robbed a store once

horsedick: the

jiminsboitoi: i accidentally took one of those reusable bags for groceries without paying for it

vietnamjoon: i stole a burger from McDonald's once but ok

agustdick: y'all koreans that actually live in korea

jibootyofficial: yes?

agustdick: what's ur ages ✊🏻✊🏻

vietnamjoon: has yoongi just came??

horsedick: yeah

vietnamjoon: ok

agustdick: y'all are rude typing in korean when i don't understand 🗣🗣

jibootyofficial: tae and i are 20

vietnamjoon: that means they're older than you yoongi

jiminsboitoi: i can speak for myself thanks

agustdick: I CAN FUCKING COUNT YOU ASSHAT

jibootyofficial: wait we are

jibootyofficial: that's new

horsedick: yoongis still in school

jibootyofficial: that sucks

junglecock: i am too

suckmejin: im 23

agustdick: since when was college school

horsedick: u left school like 6 months ago ok

vietnamjoon: im 22

suckmejin: ew why am i old

horsedick: hey guys 😳

junglecock: what?

vietnamjoon: what

horsedick: can i show you the ugliest person alive

junglecock: sure?

agustdick: i don't want to see ur face. im in my room for a reason