"Me and Superman got into a fight;
hit him in the head with Kryptonite.
I hit him so hard that I busted his brain;
and now I'm dating Lois Lane.
Me and Batman had it out too;
I kicked him in the head with my combat boot.
I kicked him in the head with my left boot heal;
and now I'm driving that Bat-Mobile.
Me and the Hulk went blow for blow;
but I like green so I let him go.
And I guess you've heard about a guy named Flash;
we raced around the track 'till he puked in the grass."
- Army Candance, Me and Superman
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