Lams Drabbles II

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// Imagine person A of your OTP trying to be sexy and failing //

•JOHN IS A

•he and Alex are seated across from each other in the living room of their apartment

•just chilling and watching tv

•John is about to eat a banana

•and he catches Alex watching him

•so he tries turning his boyfriend on

•he's licking the banana and kissing it and shit

•Alex is just smirking devilishly

•John finally starts sucking on the banana

•and he can visibly see Alex's erection from across the couch

•so as his big finale

•;)

•John decides to deepthroat the banana

•he does it

•he gets this big reaction from Alex

•and at the same time John's gag reflex appears

•John hurries to the bathroom

•tosses the banana aside

•and throws up

•Alex is in the doorway

•"You okay?"

•"Fuck, I can't deepthroat."

•Alex loses it

•and John just laughs while washing the vile out of his mouth

•this was dirty wow