Once there was a llama
His name was tim
Tim didn't like chairs
So he threw them at the hospital
Then he got made cause I asumed be was a he
He said he is a she
Then I looked and saw a penis
I said ok whenever you feel like
Then she tried to sue me
But she didn't cause I said he is now a she
Now she got her penis chopped off and
Now is a proper femalian
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short funny stories
Humorthis is a book of short funny stories and you'll enjoy them they may include rape