A quick witted cricket critic.
Hey peeps! Who's ready for spring?
*crickets chirping* (see what i did there)
Ah oh-kay! Who cold?
No one okay. Umm, who had a good day...?
Alright you know what, just forget it, who's ready for me to shut up?
(everyone) *raises hand* I
Heh heh... okay I'll just leave
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