"Who's reading this?"
"Not you, you'll burn it down."
"We should give it to one of the girls. Or Frank. They can't damage the paper irreversibly."
"Sounds like a good plan, bro."
"Let Annabeth read it."
"Why not Frank, he doesn't have dyslexia."
"Because Annabeth has a nice reading voice."
"Fair point. Annabeth, go ahead."
"Dear everyone in Camp Jupiter and Camp Half-Blood--"
"Why are we last?"
"Because it sounds better this way. Let her talk, Leo."
"Thank you, Jason. I am happy to tell you that now not only your major battles will be recorded, but also your minor battles, happy stories, and love lives."
"Oh, gods. Is mom in on this?"
"I doubt she is... I'll continue reading. I am asking you to now, for your fans and any others with interest--"
"We have fans?"
"Leo."
"I am asking you, for your fans and any others with interest, to write about happenings in your life that you want to share with people outside of your friend group. God luck, and I hope to hear from you soon. Greetings, Kay Lukas F."
"Kay Lukas F? F what, frick? Friction? Frappuccino?"
"I think whoever wrote this would rather stay slightly anonymous, Percy."
"So now we're supposed to write whatever, like a diary or something."
"I think so."
"We have fans?!"
"Apparently."
"Well, we'd better get writing..."
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Oneshots - by the Seven (and more!)
Fanfiction"Who's reading this?" "Not you, you'll burn it down." "We should give it to one of the girls. Or Frank. They can't damage the paper irreversibly." "Sounds like a good plan, bro." "Let Annabeth read it." "Why not Frank, he doesn't have dyslexia." "Be...
