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So.... I'd just like to start by apologizing in advance if u are seeing this 2019 and beyond. I literally made this when I was about 13 around 2014 and it's so fucking cringe worthy I could die. Please enjoy these pickup lines but also excuse my weird self from back then lmfao. I really never get on here but u can always still comment and share your favorite ones or if u have any! I'm glad to see u guys have enjoyed this so much :))

p.s. I don't know why tf I used to go by barney cx

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My favorite is #68 - I don't know much about pies, but damn, you make my banana cream. c;

This book will contain sexual content and crude language so you people with your innocent little eyes better leave now, cause shit's about to go down bitches.

I hope you have fun reading this as much as I enjoy writing this, and also beware peeing your pants.

Read, vote, comment, and remember have fucking fun. Got it? :)

[If you have a /good/ pick-up line or more that you think I'd enjoy, please don't be shy and comment it down below, I'm always looking for more to add! xx]

[Btw, there will be one direction or 5 seconds of summer related pickup lines, since I am a fan of them ya dummies]

[Also if you can find ANY pickup lines without a comment or comment something funny, smart or whatever that I would like then you're probs gonna get a dedication. If the pickup doesn't have a dedication already of course.]

[Also don't start anything on here, like no fights, and no hating on anyone either.]

My ass will be gone writing and laughing at your people's responses to these, have fuuun. c;

-barney x

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