Odd Squad Song Lyrics

If You're Alone Onstage (Orchid's Almost Half-Hour Talent Show)

This song is from the episode Orchid's Almost Half-Hour Talent Show, which, at the moment, can only be found by entering a secret code on Olympia's OddTube channel! I don't think it's aired yet, so consider this a spoiler alert. ;D

Otis: If you're alone onstage

Here's a piece of good news

If you've got nothing to show

Then you've got nothing to lose

Olympia: So now you like talent shows?

Otis: Nope! I'm totally dyin'

But since we're already toast

There's nothing we won't be tryin'

Otis: Start with what you've got

Olympia: Well, I have this kazoo

But I'm light on the skills

Otis: Don't worry, I've got a few

Olympia: I'm also light on flips

Otis: Try a shot from above

Olympia: And if I forget the words?

Otis: Try... la-la... la... something

Olympia: 'La-la-la something'

Isn't really a plan

Otis: Okay don't panic;

Olympia: Check the time

Otis: We're still in capable hands

Olympia: Did you say 'capable hands'?

Otis: Yes, I said 'capable hands'...

Olympia: That's what I thought.

Why don't we shake on this jam?

(Electronic dubstep music)

(Otis and Olympia perform an elaborate secret handshake)

Olympia: FIREWORKS!

(She points upward and fireworks shoot from above the stage)

(Thunderous applause)

Otis: ...How did you do that?

Olympia: I just got lucky!