'Headline?'he asked.
'Swing Set Needs Home,'I said.
'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'he said.
'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,' I said.
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The pedophilic swingset
'Headline?'he asked.
'Swing Set Needs Home,'I said.
'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'he said.
'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,' I said.