50 Cent Jokes
Q: Do you know 50 Cent's half brother's name?
A: 25 Cent.
Q: What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a sweater for Christmas?
A: Gee you knitt?
Q: Why did 50 Cent turn off the TV?
A: The Game was on
Q: Did you hear about that car 50 Cent sent to his mechanic?
A: The engine was shot...just like everything else.
Q: What did Tony yayo say when 50 Cent got a new sweater?
A: G-U-NIT
Q: Why couldn't G-Unit get on the bus?
A: Because they didn't have 50
Q: Why is 50 Cent a cat?
A: He has 9 lives (...He was shot nine times)
Q: What did the record producer say about 50 cent?
A: 'Why am I producing a no talent, incompetent, ignorant, African-American such as yourself?'
Q: What is 50 cent called when he's in Canada?
A: 58 cent
Q: Why did the girl put two quarters in her ear?
A: To hear 50 cent
Son: Hey dad can I go to a 50 cent Concert?
Dad: Sure, take a friend there's a dollar on the counter
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