Chris Brown Jokes
Q: What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna after she got 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing....he already told her twice.
Q: A Recent poll state the most women wanted George Clooney to hit on them. Who was the least wanted?
A: Chris Brown Reporter: "Why are you dating Chris Brown again?" Rihanna: "Beats Me."
Q: How did Chris Brown plea in the felony assault charge relating to Rihanna?
A: Not Guilty, by way of Celebrity!
Q: How do you fix our economic problems with the help of Chris Brown?
A: Invest all his money in a ponzi scheme and lock him up in jail with Bernie Madoff!
Q: Why is the judge in the Chris Brown case insisting Chris work at a Red Lobster?
A: So he can learn how to batter fish instead of women!
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
Q: Why is Chris Brown suing the Charlie Sheen?
A: Because Charlie is replacing him as the biggest celebrity disaster on TV!
Q: Why are most retailers refusing to sell Chris Brown's "Greatest Hits" album?
A: Rihanna is on the cover!
Q: What song was Chris Brown singing when he was choking Rihanna?
A: Jordin Sparks "No Air"!
Q: Why does Chris Brown have red eyes after sex?
A: Pepper spray.
Q: Why did Chris Brown break up with Rihanna?
A: He wanted to be free to hit on other women!
Q: How do you know the tough economy is affecting celebrities?
A1: Chris Brown and Rihanna are carpooling again!
A2: Chris Brown and Rihanna are sharing herpes medication!
Q: Who is better at singing: Women or Chris Brown?
A: Women.....that's why he beats them!
Q: Who was Rihanna's ex again?
A: Oh it just hit me.
Q: How many women has Chris Brown beat?
A: 5 at least, cause thats how many different shades of lip stick are on his knuckles.
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