The shortest of short, this chapter is. Would you guys prefer more frequent updates, but the chapters are short (like this, probs a little longer)? Or the longer, more spread out ones? Comment and let me know! Ily
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Frog: ROSIE GUESS WHAT
Rose: good morning to you also sera
Frog: OK YEAH GOOD MORNING BUT GUESS WHAT
Rose changed Frog's name to Sera!
Rose: did aliens abduct your family and now you're excited becausek you can finally check that room that your parents always told you that you couldn't go into and you're finally ready to find out what's behind that mysterious door
Sera: WHAT NO
Rose: well i tried
Sera: BUT OODIGJKDHS
Rose: Serbear calm ur booty
Sera: MY BOOTY WILL NEVER BE CALMED
Sera: IT IS LIKE A RAGING STORM, UNTAMABLE
Sera: unless YOU wanna tame it ;))
Rose: ayy
Rose: moving on what are u excited about
Sera: IM GETTING A NEW CAT
Rose: im guessing you love cats
Sera: KITTYKITTYKITTYKITTYKITTY
Rose: you probably really love cats
Sera: YES I LOVE CATS
Sera: I LOVE PUSSY
Sera: CATS, PUSSY CATS ;)
Sera: PRETTY PRETTY MEOWING FLUFFY LOVELY PRETTY KITTY CATS
Rose changed Sera's name to pussylover!
pussylover: where is the lie tho
Rose: there isn't a lie but why a cat
pussylover: WHY NOT A CAT
Rose: what if im allergic
pussylover: THEN WE CANT BE FRIENDS
Rose: ouch
pussylover: SORRY ROSIE I DONT MAKE THE RULES I JUST ENFORCE THEM
Rose: good thing im not allergic then
pussylover: do u like cats?
Rose: yes.
pussylover changed Rose's name to pussylover2.0!
pussylover2.0: no
pussylover: now we match Rosie!
pussylover: aren't we adorable?
pussylover2.0: nope not happening
pussylover2.0 changed pussylover2.0's name to Rosalie!
Rosalie changed pussylover's name to Soon2BeCatMother!
Soon2BeCatMother: now we're talking
Soon2BeCatMother: this is the real me
Soon2BeCatMother: I'm embracing my true self.
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Abrupt ending I'm sorry.
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