SeraSalsa: ...Send nudes?
RosalieHale1: You're really not funny.
SeraSalsa: I wasn't joking
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A social media story
When Rosalie Hale accidentally messages Serafina Johnson thinking it's her adoptive sister.
Things start out a little rough between...
Sera: then why didn't you you express your amusement
Rose: because I had none
Sera: at least pretend
Rose: ha ha
Sera: eh it's progress
Sera: there is a tiny feline rubbing against my (smooth af) legs (I shaved) rn and my heart is crying
Rose: what did you name it?
Sera: a great name after someone who I look up to religiously
Rose: pleas tell me you didn't name your cat Jesus
Sera: no Rosie of course not
Rose: I need pics of said cat
Sera: are you sure you can handle it?
Rose: I'm sure
Sera: alright, from the right corner of my bed, INTRODUCING......
Sera: LEONARDO DICATRIO
Sera:
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Rose: DICATRIO OH MY GOD AHAHAHA
Sera: isn't she cute
Rose: it's a girl? But you named it Leonardo?
Sera: it's 2017 Rosie, equality.
Rose: it's barley 2008, you time traveling?
Sera: it's time for me to tell you.
Sera: sigh, my secret is out, I'm actually from the future
Sera: SCRAP THAT NVM I WANNA BE AN ALIEN
Sera: sigh, it's a me Mario! An alien from the future (double whammy ayy)
Rose: I'm gonna leave if you don't stop
Sera: I just outed my secret and ur judging
Rose: yep
Rose: go back to ur home planet bitch
Rose: but leave the cat she's mine
Sera: Leonardo is mine, but you can be her co-parent if u really want
Rose: yes please
Sera: before we become parents I need you to take a quiz to see if your qualified
Sera: here www.areyoureadyforkids.buzzfeed.420.com
Rose: ... did you make this website?
Sera: wHAT NO HAHA LOOK IT SAYS BUZZFEED RIGHT THERE
Rose: the banner and homepage were made with clip art
Rose: THERES A MICROSOFT PAINT WATERMARK IN THE CORNER
Sera: OKaY I MADE IT I NEEDED TO TRULY KNOW IF YOU WERE READY
Rose: I'm calling child services and getting full custody of Leonardo
Sera: HUH WHAT WHY
Rose: YOu CANNOT JUST COMMIT FRAUD IN FRONT OF OUR CHILD
Sera: technically , it wasn't really fraud
Rose: eh it kinda was
Sera: I'll pay you in sexual favors to sweep this under the rug
Rose: oh my god there is a child present
Rose: Leonardo doesn't deserve to hear such things
Sera: I love my kid, but she's literally a cat
Sera: she's licking my wall I really don't think she knows what the fuck is going on
Rose: she gets it from you
Sera: I don't lick walls
Rose: you used too
Sera: I told you that in confidence how dare you use it against me
Sera: and I WAS FOUR
Rose: you still are four hush
••• Hey guys, sorry for the wait but here it is- another shit chapter lmao. I said "barley 2008" because that's when twilight comes out and this is set before twilight soooooo, yeah Pastelpanic
