My Left Brain-and Right Brain

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See there's two sides to me 😅

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See there's two sides to me 😅

The girl is my Left Brain:

Objective.
Logical.
Cold.
Analytical.
Aware of Patterns, aware of trends.
She's efficient.
And a Prick.

The guy is my right brain:

Subjective.
Creative.
Sensory.
Aware of feelings, aware of people.
He's emotional.

Guy: Yes.

And an idiot.

Guy: that's your opinion, just...careful with opinion.

Okay, kids...play nice.

Girl: I am the left. I am left brain. I work until my inevitable DEATH brain. You got a job to do better do it right. And the right why, is with the left brain's might—

Guy: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY. YEAH! IN THAT ORDER.

Guy: I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful, trustful, and looking for somebody to love. And stick my penis in.

Girl: 😐

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