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See there's two sides to me 😅
The girl is my Left Brain:
Objective. Logical. Cold. Analytical. Aware of Patterns, aware of trends. She's efficient. And a Prick.
The guy is my right brain:
Subjective. Creative. Sensory. Aware of feelings, aware of people. He's emotional.
Guy: Yes.
And an idiot.
Guy: that's your opinion, just...careful with opinion.
Okay, kids...play nice.
Girl: I am the left. I am left brain. I work until my inevitable DEATH brain. You got a job to do better do it right. And the right why, is with the left brain's might—
Guy: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY. YEAH! IN THAT ORDER.
Guy: I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful, trustful, and looking for somebody to love. And stick my penis in.