Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.
Stadiums don't breathe, so why would they get hot?
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
Bicycles don't get tired. Get a kickstand.
What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill!
Why would a duck need to buy a budlight?
What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees!
Didn't we already have something like this?
Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle!
This joke made me say FORIZZLE! Translation- For real?
Why can't ghost have babies? Because they have a halloweenie!
First it was Boo-Bees and now it's halloweenies! It took me a while to get the joke but if you put it into syllables it will make sense.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the Fresh Prince!
I don't get it but it had something to do with Will Smith, so I put it in.
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Dum Jokes
RandomThese are some dumb jokes. Whoever can guess who this guy on the cover is gets bragging rights.
