What does Batman get in his drinks? Answer: JUST ICE!
Didn't like it? Here's another one.
What is the difference between Batman and a robber? Answer: Batman can go inside a store without ROBIN!
Too cringy for you? Let's try this one.
How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: None. They like it dark.
Okay I think I have lost you all by now so let's just do one more. This one was my favorite one that I saw on the internet. It's called Four Corners.
There is a big room with four corners. In the first corner, you find Superman. In the second corner you find Batman. In the third corner you find Spiderman. And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure. In the center of the room there is a pot of gold. Q:Who gets to the pot of gold first? A: None, because none of these characters exist.
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