I was giving Dr.Fred some suggestions for his rants book, but he couldn't write them down fast enough. So here I am.
Just know that these are my opinions.
I've already told you there is a difference between ranting and hating, so don't flip out! Soft cookies are fine! There is just some things I have to say about them. So here we go.
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And before you say "Aw man, now I want some chocolate chip cookies" I wanna tell you that these are raisin cookies. Which leads me to my first problem. You can't tell the difference in between chocolate chip and raisin. When they're hard cookies you can tell the difference. But when they're soft they both look exactly the same. And you can't trust your parents to get them because they just grab the first thing they see in the isle. So if the raisin cookies are in front of the chocolate chip, this is what you should hear.
You get my point? And my next problem is that when you put them in your mouth, they feel like wet socks. Sure they taste great, but you wanna know what taste good without feeling like wet socks? Crunchy cookies.
Since we're almost heading to 200 words, I'm going to end it here. Don't worry, there won't be a part two. Just remember what I told you.
