Shit My Husband Says

Chainsaw

So I was bouncing ideas off of Bran for my writing. This is how it went y'all.

Me- "so this chick in my book is an ex biker and is going on a date. What if the guy shows up on a bike and she makes him ride bitch."

Bran- "yeah you could give him a chainsaw, and then he can be like," makes terrible impersonation of chainsaw and swooping motion.

Me- appalled. "He's not a murderer."

Bran- exasperated. "Then make him one! You're the author!"