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what if? #genderbend

TAEHYUNG
what if... you woke up in the morning and turned into a woman.
what would you do?

JEONGGUK
i'd check out my tits, that's what i'd do.

TAEHYUNG
that's pretty boring.

JEONGGUK
then what would you wanna do?

TAEHYUNG
i'd seduce all the men
and make them do whatever i want them to do.

JEONGGUK
that's actually a brilliant idea.

TAEHYUNG
sure it is.

JEONGGUK
but wait.

TAEHYUNG
what?

JEONGGUK
the question is, would you be pretty as a girl though?

TAEHYUNG
of course i'd be a pretty girl, 
that's a stupid question.
i'm pretty as a man right now,
so why wouldn't i be?

JEONGGUK
i doubt that.

TAEHYUNG
you don't think i'm pretty?

JEONGGUK
nope.

TAEHYUNG
aww :-(

JEONGGUK
how-

TAEHYUNG
i won't tell you if don't say i'm pretty.

JEONGGUK
what? c'mon man, that's so unfair.

TAEHYUNG
i'm. not. telling.

JEONGGUK
...

JEONGGUK
okay fine! you're pretty. there! happy?

TAEHYUNG
very.

JEONGGUK
tell me how you did the sad emoji thing!

TAEHYUNG
what sad emoji thing?

JEONGGUK
tae, we had a deal bro.

TAEHYUNG
what deal? we didn't make a deal.
you're dreaming.

JEONGGUK
...i hate you.

TAEHYUNG
hehehe.

JEONGGUK
i don't think you're pretty.

TAEHYUNG
:-(

JEONGGUK
i think you're beautiful.

TAEHYUNG
...that's so gay kookie. :-O