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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓
𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐬𝐨𝐧
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"Stop kissing me!"

"Please, one day you'll be begging for me to kiss you."

"Oh, you wanna bet?"

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𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬
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LOGAN BROWNING as TASMIN ANDREWS
❝ugh, your eyebrows are looking worse than my grades❞

LOGAN BROWNING as TASMIN ANDREWS❝ugh, your eyebrows are looking worse than my grades❞

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BRAD SIMPSON as HIMSELF
❝babygirl, teach me how to roll your eyes like that❞

BRAD SIMPSON as HIMSELF❝babygirl, teach me how to roll your eyes like that❞

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𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬
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"I like your lips. They're so cute and thin when you smile and so plump and thin when you don't."

"You really pay attention, don't you?"

"Of course. Can I have a kiss now?"

"Nope."

"So what do you wanna do?"

"You, really."

"What the fuck?! You literally just kicked me in my balls!"

"Oops. . . I did it again."

"I should've kissed you sooner."

"Yeah, you should have."

"Fuck you."

"Gladly."

"What?!"

"What's this? Lube?"

"No, idiot, it's a mascara tube."

"I hate myself! I'm not like anyone else!"

"Hey, hey: I love you. You need to start to accept yourself as you were designed."

"If you ever try to come between Tas and I again like that. . . I'll break you."

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