Barney just wants to say,
He is very sad,
He made such good friends,
With the girl from the alleyway,
He cut off her limbs and slit her throat,
All while playing with a cantaloupe.
Elmo became a serial killer,
Who plays hide and seek for the thriller,
He followed a child home and destroyed her phone,
He giggled in delight,
And told her to hide,
He grabbed a chainsaw,
And let her die,
That one tragic night.
Pepe killed Fiona,
Because he was jealous,
Pepe said
"Only i can marry Shrek"
So he killed her pet,
Then he ate her neck,
All for his obsession,
With Shrek.
Doge barked happily,
Moved in with a new family,
He had a bright new future,
And became a world wide meme.
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Barney and the Memes
Poetry💜 Barney is a purple dinosaur, with purple tears, purple bruises and a purple cat 💜 💚 Pepe is a green frog, with green skin, green sweat and a green machete 💚 ❤️ Elmo is a furry red thing, with red poop, red tears and a red chainsaw ❤️ 💛 Doge i...
