toilet fairy kim seokjin!

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"BEEP BO BEEP BO BEEP BO BEEP BO" the sound of his antennas shaking really annoys the shit out of me

AND IT LOOKS SO WRONG

like my tits shaking, like how porn stars shake their ass??? i don't know?? i don't watch porn

or do i lowkey do

shookjin probably watched it so he can imitate the action so well! he's totally my idol! BOW WOW WOW WOW

FIREEEEE

"shut up porn star"

shookjin the toilet fairy (I AM STILL CONFUSED?? HOW DOES THIS EXIST SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR CHILD) crossed his arms and pursed his lips, "oh, so i am shookjin the porn star right now?"

"your antennas say so about you! you probably watch porn like a thousand times a day to pick up the skill, OR YOU ARE JUST TALENTED"

BECAUSE I DID AND TRIED BUT I LOOKED LIKE SOME DONKEY TRYING TO SQUEEZE OUT ITS SHIT BY SHAKING ITS ASS

shookjin the porn star gasped dramatically and pointed at me. "GOSH YOU DIRTY! HOW CAN YOU? I AM PURE! I COME FROM THE WATER UNDERGROUND AND WATER IS A COMPOUND AND COMPOUNDS ARE PURE YOU ASS!"

oh that reminds me

have i done my chemistry homework???

WHATEVER I DON'T CARE

HOW CAN ANYONE DO THEIR HOMEWORK (MOREOVER CHEMISTRY, WHERE A LOT OF PRECIOUS BRAIN CELLS ARE NEEDED) WHEN A RANDOM GAY-LOOKING SELF-CLAIMED TOILET FAIRY (ALSO A PORN STAR, FROM MY INFERENCE) IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE??

anyways i am still in the toilet

this is like my longest record, which was like 24 hours??? OH MY GOD I CAMPED A DAY HERE i love life

"BEEP BO BEEP BO BEEP BO BEEP PO" the same sound echoed, AND I WAS READY TO SLAP A BITCH

"shut the fuck up SHOOKJIN"

"NO YOU SHUT UP, IT'S YOUR PHONE ALARM!!!!!"

so i looked to my right and down the floor

and saw indeed it was my alarm

'09:00 : time to release inner rainbow'

"EXCUSE ME SHOOKJIN I HAVE TO TAKE A FABULOUS SHIT NOW" i mercilessly flushed him down the toilet as i heard a loud yelp

do you think i care?

OF COURSE I DON'T. MY FIRST PRIORITY IS TO SHIT !!! IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO!!

so i took off my pants and underwear and sat on the toilet bowl

OPERATION : TO RELEASE MY INNER RAINBOW

speaking of it, snapchat should TOTALLY be jealous of me

they only have a filter that rainbow comes out from the mouth

BUT I AM LEGENDARY BECAUSE MINE COMES OUT FROM MY ANUS!!!

okay let's focus

since my wi-fi sucks, I SHALL PLAY UNBLOCK ME FREE

i remembered when i was a noob i couldn't even pass the first level SMH WHY WAS I SUCH A DUMB FUCK

so i played

and i think i played like 1029383737 levels

BUT MY SHIT HASN'T COME OUT??? HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK???

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER IT HASN'T COME OUT

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

NO

I AM SO CONFUSED

I AM SO LOST

LOST MY WAY

WAIT

i tried squeezing it with all my might, until my face gone red and until i started seeing stars above my head, BUT I DO NOT FEEL THE SENSATION

I AM NOT FEELING ANY SENSATION

THIS IS WRONG

it is not supposed to happening in my life

I AM GONNA CRY

"remember? you were blessed with constipation!" someone from downstairs shouted.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD NOW IT MAKE SENSE" i sudden came into a realisation but then another question came into my mind

"HOW DO YOU EVEN"

"BY PLAYING WITH GRAVITY!"

THAT FUCKING SHOOKJIN

I AM GOING TO FIND HIM THAT PORN STAR

SO I STOOD UP, WORE MY PANTS AND MY SPONGEBOB UNDERWEAR

i picked up the toilet suction lying at the bottom beside the toilet bowl

and i took toilet papers, TYING IT AROUND MY HEAD SO THAT I CAN LOOK LIKE A TOILET NINJA

I ALSO TIED TOILET PAPERS AROUND MY WRIST TO LOOK SWAG

OPERATION 2 : TO GO AND FIND AND HUNT SHOOKJIN

"SHOOKJIN HERE I FUCKING COME!" I SCREAMED, AS I TOOK THE TOILET SUCTION, READY TO JUMP INTO THE TOILET BOWL

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fun fact : AWAKE CAME ON WHEN I WAS TYPING THIS

i am so sorry for the delayed update!!! I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WAITING GAH I CAN'T THANK ALL OF YOU ENOUGH

again, this story isn't supposed to make sense with my lame humour and imagination