toilet fairy kim seokjin!

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OKAY SO THE CHAPTER ON TOILET FAIRY KIM SEOKJIN AND THE BANGTAN PLANTS CROSSOVER WILL BE POSTED SOMETIME LATER BUT LET'S CONTINUE ON WITH MY STORY

i don't know this is day how many that i am actually camping in the toilet like wow seriously how did i survive?????

shookjin & his ugly companion are still playing poker cards after what seemed like eternity i mean what's the fun in there???

IT'S JUST GOOD QUALITY PAPER WITH SYMBOLS PRINTED ON IT BITCH LIKE WHAT ABOUT IT

"so, are you coming down?" shookjin's voice rang in my ears like how a telephone rings

bij does it seem like i can come down or are you just blind af

oh! i think his eyesight is ruined because he stared at his ugly companion for such a long time

anyways who the fuck cares

let's shit! I FEEL THE SENSATION

I AM GOING TO POISON THEM WITH MY POOP AS ALWAYS

and so, half an hour later

I REALISED I CAN'T FUCKING SHIT I'M STUCK MY POOP IS STUCK

WOKDKDDJJED FUCKING SHOOKJIN WHO PLACED THIS CURSE AS ME

I AM GOING TO FIND A FLYING COCKROACH TO ATTACK YOU

OR ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION TO FIND MY SANDALS TO WHACK YOU

I'M CRYING THIS IS SO PAINFUL

it wANTS TO COME OUT BUT IT GOES BACK TO ITS TUNNEL AGAIN LIKE PLEASE WODKKDKD MY BABY JUST COME OUT

SO MUMMY CAN BE IN PEACE

BUT NO IT JUST GOT STUCK THERE LIKE HOW MY HEAD GOT STUCK IN THE TOILET BOWL EARLIER

oh what??? LIKE MOTHER LIKE CHILD????

"oh girlie, you seem to have trouble"

yes of course i am you blind ass

"you seem so pitiful! let me help you, since i am such a kind soul,"

UH OH REALLY SINCE WHEN I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING

AND I SUDDENLY FELT SOME PLASTIC THINGY GOING INTO MY BUTT HOLE AND BEFORE I KNOW IT, I AM LEGIT SHITTING LIKE THE SHIT SLIDED OFF MY GREASY HOLE

HOLY FUCK WHAT MAGIC IS THIS

I STOOD UP

AND LOOKED INTO THE TOILET BOWL

and realised

....

SHOOKJIN WKDKEKKDEK HE PUT ON THE PLASTIC GLOVES AND SHOVE THEM INTO MY ASS TO PULL THE SHIT OUT I AM SCREAMING

OH MY GOD THIS IS AN EMERGENCY I FEEL ASSAULTED I CAN'T NO WHAT IS THIS MY MIND IS GOING CRAZY

NEOUI GEU NUNBICHI NAL USEUMI NAL
TTAERON YEOUGACHI NAL OH EH OH EH OH EH
NUNBICHI NAL TTAERON YEOUGACHI NAL AH OH EH OH EH
NEON NAL MICHIGE HAE

okay stop

what on earth has shookjin done

I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS MY HEART IS TOO WEAK

wait

DO I EVEN HAVE ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE

"you don't" shookjin replied and i mOVED BACK FURTHER

"WHAT THE $HIT HOW DID YOU HEAR IT—"

"because this is a goddamn fanfic where the guy always magically hear the girl's inner thoughts which she always 'accidentally' blurts out"

I AM SHOOK

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this is such an irony the author is in the toilet having constipation right now

i'm sorry this was such a short chapter ahhhh